Hard Throbbing Big Black Cock, what an unusual name.

At first I missread this as Teddy Gunshit und feel that ain’t half bad 😎

Write that down! Write that down!!

Deleted Ice Age scene

That’s pretty clever, but luckily for me it’s just a shit post

Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.

A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.

Wait until you see Hans Best!

Ah an Italian, how international of you!

Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she’d call you in another dumb drunk tweet)

Eagel Redman or Red Firewater xD

Turn it down, or paint yourself daily 😅

Methany Peckerwood

From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty

Adie Goosestep

Here son, drink this, it’ll help. A potion of mother’s milk.

That ones good, your wand is a Smith & Wesson Governor. Good luck young wizard!

Some tribes across Africa were known for hunting, killing, and eating women they deemed witches. I couldn’t find a source, but I remember reading about it. I think the last recorded successful hunt occured in the 90’s.

I did however find this a 2008 article written by the guardian, that talks about the sell and use of albinos in Tanzania. It has absolutely nothing to do with my original point, just thought it was interesting and very fucked up.

Ich bin dabei 🙋🏼‍♂️

Is this based off of Saturn eating his son? Kind of reminds me of it

First, I save this meme to my phone.

Second, I attempt to legally enter the US.

Third, I have all my rights revoked and get kidnapped by ICE.

Fourth, I wait and watch as the insects all get eaten before they can get to me.

See, being detained by Trump and his lizard people doesn’t have to be all bad.