I’ve always just answered with: “One day the egg that was laid hatched into a chicken.”

Good luck boys and gals, viel Spaß mit der Revolution!

I hope maga traitors will one day be held accountable for what they’ve done to America. Fucking russian sub cucks.

I’m pretty sure the number one hobby here is taking a smoke break. Sadly I can’t answer your question, but I’ve never seen a cigarette add 🤷

Now this is a quality meme

Cigarette vending Machines are still a thing here in Germany

“How’s it going?”

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“Living the dream!”

The dream:

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That is the funniest thing I’ve read in awhile!

I think that every time I see a post like this xD

Have you tried to stick your finger in there?

Ja und die meisten sind wirklich überrascht, dass er ein Kater ist. Auf Englisch heißt Kater Carlos einfach Pete 😅

For those that are curious about OP’s quote

Man, I miss Cowboy Bebop. What an amazing anime.

The subtitle firm and the voice over firm do not work together in Germany, so most of the time they are saying completely different things. Most of the time they have generally the same meaning, but sometimes that shit goes opposite directions xD

You’re positive! HIV positive! *Insert cartman.gif

Seriously get to know the person, before attempting to date them. You never really know who someone is.

In all honesty, don’t put a title on it, would be my tip.

That sounds like a lot of fun dad, now let’s get you back to the home. The Wheel is about to be on and you can tell me more about Nana.

Too late bud

Looks amazing, but a little context could help.