Since when did Velma become Shaggy’s mom?

Maybe that’s her way of having fun.

Me either, I’m too old and inflexible to try that anymore.

Fucking “features”. Can’t software just be finished? I bought App. App does exactly what I need it to do. Leave. It. Alone.

And by extension black women are double women. Extra un-gay, very heterosexual.

cut the power cord off things

…how does that work when you legitimately want or need to use that thing?

Ehh. Whichever way he goes, there’s always going to be a “JD had him killed” conspiracy theory.