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Forgot most of it because how boring it was, and then I talk with people I knew from those years and it’s always the same topics, the same histories, like they are stagnant on memories because their life peaked at highschool.

Oh yeah I remember, the 20 pings and message on the chat so they can understand I’m going to engage. So they can watch me as I start the fight a almost kill the ADC, before they retreat.

None really, I actually make a fake one which I assume it looks decent. why? I learned that women enjoy that. Add a bit of sound too.

I’d probably get fatter just out of spite.

-Gets fatter

-Has heart attack

-Dies

-Friend: there it goes the fat f*****t

You couldn’t scroll past this meme without letting us know your music preferences, it must have been hard trying to resist the urge.

It’s not that magic doesn’t exist, it’s just that our current spells and rituals are rudimentary.

I thought it was overly exaggerated but then I saw the generation before me, blame my generation for the problems of the world and the "decadence of society " and then I saw my generation blame the next for those exact same things. Nothing new under the sun I guess.

Germans have a wicked sense of fashion.

Man I love those uniforms, they practically created the aesthetic of the evil empire forces.

Fine as far as I know, they got a bit irritated in the end, that is one of the reasons I stopped.

In two days they were gone.

I was high everyday for 3 months approx, memory got worse, hunger suppression and actually lost weight, stopped like a month ago, no side effects, felt a little weird being sober, I think I actually like weed less now. But I know that if I did the same with alcohol I would be dead.

It’s cheaper to raise pigs, they will dispose of your body, and any body for that matter.

Demolition man is a classic

I grew up watching Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger movies with my dad, since he monopolized the remote.

This is a high quality insult and I’m going to steal it.

What about some feet pics for some blockbuster gift cards? It’s gonna make a comeback I’m sure

Golf courses are all different, they unique, dynamic change depending on temperature

Oh my god the ball goes in the hole, such complexity noooo my brain is going to explodeeeeeee.

Nobody gets utis or fungal infections despite not bathing.

Not bathing is not a problem for humans, skin and hair need time to adjust, but after that all good.

Edit for idiots: Yes you are going to stink to ass and sweat but you are not going to die.

put your art on the blockchain

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