Fine! I’ll get off the toilet and go to bed!

I used to work at a place where I was the only one who liked pickles. When we get catering from a sandwich place, everyone else in the office would bring me their pickle spear. It was glorious

It could be worse. You could be just far enough south that you’re not going to get any at all ☹️

Three?! Well, look at Miss Decisive over here

Exactly

I mean… Missiles and rockets aren’t the same thing…

I really can’t blame him. If I were Biden, I would not want my child in a justice system controlled by Trump and his cronies

I have an old set of joke boxes I bought from The Onion ages ago that are really fun to put an actual present in and give to someone. For example, the Visorganizer: a small organizer pouch that clips onto the visor of your hat!

Another year the only thing my wife wanted was a new set of Airpods Pro. Now, for me, a very important part of a present is the surprise, so when she found a fairly large box under the tree, she figured she had gotten something else. Until she opened the box and found another wrapped gift inside. And another inside that, and another, and another… And finally at the end a small gift bag with the Airpods in 😁

Why would switching require redoing your Plex library?

Check out the Nitecore T4K. Not an 18650, but usb-c rechargeable, 4 brightness levels (1, 15, 65, and 200 lumens), plus a 4000 lumen turbo mode that it can maintain for about ten seconds before it has to drop back to 200 to cool down. Separate power and mode buttons, and it remembers what mode it was in when you turned it off. Great battery life, and small enough to fit in your pocket. The only downside is the price ($90), but.it’s worth every penny.

Yesss. I love this word and use it whenever I can

I use Seagate Ironwolf 4TB drives in mine. Bought them all used, $50-60 each. Check on eBay and Facebook marketplace

Wait, what happened to Audacity?