That is precisely what one of thems conniving weathermans would say!

Delicious shit coffee

4am is still late bird territory. I don’t accept anything before 5am as early bird.

It may not change much, but damn would it ever feel good.

Depends. Is it cute?

Are you using the Hifi Power Cable to? Very important to have

Neither do I. I only have Fdroid and the Aurora Store App. Got that MicroG so the Play Store would not even work on my phone. Using CalyxOS

Where does the mask end? Where do I begin?

Soap operas exist. They are as real as whatever the hell you are watching.

Eh it’s Javascript. Anything goes

You can put your damn phone on silent hearing loss or not.

I mean I’m Bavarian and if people wear Lederhosen and set up their own Oktoberfest it’s kinda lame. Not that I think it’s bad, it’s just that I’m not a fan of that stuff here either. You can totally have all of that. I keep the many many small breweries making fantastic beer.

I do not. Any chance I can opt out?

Crazy how fascists in power tend to do that. I’m mostly referring to the Republicans. And while the Democratic Party is also quite shit, they tend not to these things at least.

The old people always want to talk and I’m too nice to cut them off. There is no other choice but to avoid them at all costs.

Please stop, I have CPTSD.

Una thervetha por favor!

Call me crazy, but I would miss my League of Legends.

What wife?

Your thoughts are of pushing people in onto the subway tracks? Mine are of being pushed. YOU WILL NEVER GET ME, YOU HEAR! My back is always to the wall!