Rolivers

I wanted to post another chemistry joke here but all the good ones argon.

If they ask for tips it’s zero.

I have. Frog legs were the excuse for garlic butter at this restaurant.

The meat itself tastes like chicken.

I’m 37 I’m not old!

I waited a long time to use that Monty Python quote.

1990, old?

Yes. Boomers using that as early as possible on a Saturday morning.

That whole series haha.

Awww dude 4 str 4 stam leather belt? AAHH huh huh.

I can hear this.

Think positively. They won’t fuck up the Sands of Time remake either.

You really don’t want to open that can of worms.

Windows task manager:

Let’s play a whack a mole game where the app you’re trying to kill constantly moves up and down a list by default! Enjoy!

Did anyone else remember that idiot friend who put several of these behind his teeth and pulled them all out setting several off in quick succession?

Exactly that’s why I just ignore them. I’m playing a video game not buying a house.

I don’t read them and just click accept. I know it’s a bad habit but I just can’t be arsed.

I would do that if given the opportunity.

Lucky you.

rm -rf

Netherlands?

Everybody do the flop!

Could be a normal Dutchman too.