My friend Logan would like a word.

Those cheese caves aren’t going to empty themselves.

Concentric slices.

I truly pity the cities that don’t have a coffeeshop in an old photomat.

Don’t forget “SON OF CARCINIZATION 5: THE REVENGENSING!”

No thanks, I’ll stick with crack.

Nah, they use Higan now.

I heard Rockwell was even worse.

There’s also a spot you can touch to make it bark like a dog.

Right below the tap-to-pay spot.

#1: Sleep on easymode.

If I feel something more solid than snot hit the tissue, I’ll check.

You never know when it might be bloody sinus tissue again.

Did Jesus suck a lot of dick?

Now Baldur’s Gate 4.

Everybody already has access to ELIZA-level tech.

We call them “Woke DEI Bathrooms” now.

It’s always been the same lane.

Roads

Necktie. Fully rigged and physics enabled. I want that necktie to crush all modern video cards.

I’m particular to “sack”. It’s wonderfully subtle and multipurpose.