Sweet!

It doesn’t matter what I would choose to do. Quantum immortality robs you of free will. I’m slaved to the swap, and my life’s path is now deterministic in nature.

It’s a hell that I wouldn’t even be aware of.

Waiting for their orders to start killing brown folks.

Quality punslinging.

No, but they do have a 30/30 version

They call it the “Precise V7”, but the ink makes it anything but. I think make it out of ground-up neutron stars.

But that’s why I like them. The writing’s no good if it doesn’t bleed a little.

Bogs update.

Next time you try pizza; try crab.

You keep joking about Doop and it’s going to come true.

Everyone knows that armies are just a loose collection of undisciplined psychopaths that are basically left to their own devices.

Accountant Survivors coming in October.

KRS-One is essential for any driving mix.

Still the best Dune.

As long as it’s not kreshmar, I’m cool with it.

Do-do-do-do-do-do-Daytooooooooooooooonaaaaaaaaa!

The butt implants were a mistake.

Manic 8-ball as veep pick.

“Declared independence”?

When see a building situation that makes absolutely no sense, blame the HVAC folks.

ADRV

Cajun and Creole art nerds throw the best parties.