I have that card.

Are people still playing with Fallen Empires? That was almost 3 decades ago!

Also, what are the odds this is an April Fools joke?

Because you’re asking a bunch of shmucks like us how to do it.

I’ve made my kids, have you? 🤣

You’d have armed citizens defending their homes. Not a tactical powerhouse, but do not underestimate their feracity!

Hang the netting from the ceiling and just give it a nibble now and then!

Fun thought, but no. I’m an old white guy and they aren’t sending me a million dollars, so I’m not sure what your plan is to get that money in the first place.

A firing range is a whole lot more fun than one would expect.

Nice try, Trump!

I know this isn’t what you’re looking for, but you reminded me of Beamrider. We played the shit out of that one back in the day!

No. That would fit under joining them.

There are two ways to deal with terrible people.

Ignore them, or join them.

I’m guessing you don’t want to be a terrible person, so…

Cult of Sheogorath here!

You could study one mythology and create an accurate game, or research hundreds of them, and pull one or two characters from each.

It’s just more work.

Reminds me of the same logic that Sovereign Citizens use. If you use the correct magic words with flowers and dinner, then you unlock access to the girlfriend.

That’s why he wants Chad out of the dating pool! It’s not about any sort of morality, he just doesn’t think it’s fair that Chad has 10 girls, and he can’t find one (willing to take over where his mother left off.)

Oh for sure. I did a deep dive into Fox News to try to understand where they were coming from and it’s all just blatant bullshit. And I honestly tried to find at least one valid argument that I probably wouldn’t agree with.

Just gotta check every now and then.

You’re not wrong.

That’s fantastic advice. Every now and then you gotta check yourself. Those MAGA folks don’t know they’re brainwashed, and honestly, neither would any of us. Nobody is too smart for propaganda!

That’s usually how these things play out.

Same thing happened to me when I tried watching Thundercats again. Oh boy.

I’m sure he would if he sold anything that could be pirated.