Some people just suck, and it’s because of those people that we can’t have nice things.

Did you finally find the culprit?

Pretty much the same, but without a colon.

You want pink eye? Cause that’s how you get pink eye

While we’re on the topic, that’s not how colons work.

That’s what I thought for almost 40 years. Turns out I’m divergent as fuck.

That’s definitely trying to hack you.

I have that card.

Are people still playing with Fallen Empires? That was almost 3 decades ago!

Also, what are the odds this is an April Fools joke?

Because you’re asking a bunch of shmucks like us how to do it.

I’ve made my kids, have you? 🤣

You’d have armed citizens defending their homes. Not a tactical powerhouse, but do not underestimate their feracity!

Hang the netting from the ceiling and just give it a nibble now and then!

Fun thought, but no. I’m an old white guy and they aren’t sending me a million dollars, so I’m not sure what your plan is to get that money in the first place.

A firing range is a whole lot more fun than one would expect.

Nice try, Trump!

I know this isn’t what you’re looking for, but you reminded me of Beamrider. We played the shit out of that one back in the day!

No. That would fit under joining them.

There are two ways to deal with terrible people.

Ignore them, or join them.

I’m guessing you don’t want to be a terrible person, so…

Cult of Sheogorath here!

You could study one mythology and create an accurate game, or research hundreds of them, and pull one or two characters from each.

It’s just more work.