Who hurt you

I’m already full Linux at work. Location on my mobile is always OFF unless I need it on rare occasions. I don’t stream. I self host.

Say your last sentence into a mirror today.

Pass

I’m not convinced it’s practical to even BECOME a lawyer without lying.

I can’t speak to bluray/DVD ripping, but I don’t expect that to be an issue. What format are “audible files” and “Amazon music files”? I don’t think I’ve met a format ffmpeg couldn’t convert, but maybe not in a way you’d like or would feel as convenient.

Special place in hell
Playing DOOM

I see what you did there. Top marks, no notes

HOW DARE THEY

Poopysoft is dead to me

Love it. That media player theme- I dare say it would likely be able to REALLY whip a llama’s ass.

Do you remember this scene in the admittedly pretty weird movie Waterworld?

That. Bring it.

If there were an alien craft hovering in a corn field I’d sprint to it with my thumb up screaming GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE

I’d rather live in a cardboard box behind a wal-mart than in an HOA.

We can’t stop here, this is bat country!

That’s pretty funny, must have been a pretty heavy keychain.

This actually DID happen, especially on worn-out GM steering colums/ignition switches. You could start the car with the key, remove the key, drive all day as long as you didn’t put the ignition back in “lock” position!

I do, but again please stop

You’re not wrong, but if you really want to understand how fucked the past was, until about a decade ago you could go on eBay and buy a key that would open and start almost any police vehicle. https://youtu.be/ktelkO-d1o4

Quit it you’re making me feel old

Yes that’s understood and particularly great, leaving orgs/people to self host. I’m all for it.