They really should just be water dispensers so people can fill a reusable bottle or cup. Water is such a basic, universal need that it should be readily available at all facilities that are open to the public. That’s generally the case, but I’d go a step further and argue that there should be a clearly marked water dispenser within an arms reach of each bottled water display. I buy bottled water sometimes, but it’s because I forgot my bottle. I use the new one as a temporary one.

I didn’t want to show my hand, but off the record, I’ve experimented with Norwegian beaver milk and Mongolian camel milk to achieve in vitro samples of sesenta y tres leches. Admittedly, it’s highly unstable and there have been casualties. Such is the price of progress.

That’s a good point. It seems to be an infinite series that should converge on one value of leche. If we solve for that, we should be able to make the ultimate torta de leche, which, paradoxically, is made with only one supreme leche.

I think we can go a lot further.

Common milk producers:

Cow

Bison

Goat

Sheep

Horse

Yak

Reindeer

Common milk types:

Evaporated

Condensed

Powdered

Whole

2%

1%

Skim

By my count, we should be able to do at least cuarenta y nueve leches. Are we even trying?

I think you’re just describing Black Friday.

This is how I feel about certain expensive meal replacement supplements.

Thank you so much! It’s weird, but my life feels more complete from hearing it and yet, now I fell like I know how Saliere must have felt. I will never come remotely close to topping that.

Soon:

O say can you drill, by the dawn’s early light,

What so proudly we hailed at the wellhead’s last gleaming,

Whose drill bits and flood lamps through the perilous fight,

O’er the mud pits we watched, were so gallantly reaming?

And the flare stack’s red glare, the crude bursting in air,

Gave proof through the night that our rig was still there;

O say does that oil-spattered derrick yet stand,

O’er our new vassal serfs and their occupied land?

It might seem overly self-involved, but sometimes you have to be shellfish to achieve your goals. There’s no arguing with the results. He got the hard body he wanted. On a side note, with all that straining, I thought he was going to pull a mussel. Sorry if these puns are getting clawfully bad. I wasn’t shore if this comment would work, but I didn’t want to scuttle the whole thing either.

I’ve heard some states/provinces and countries have capacity limits to reduce the frequency and severity of mass laserings.

We’ll see. I hope you’re right. Similar tactics in the housing market have created situations in which rent is cheaper than mortgage payments, which is a bad portent.

I admire your optimism, but I think this will get used as leverage for a push to cloud gaming. The end goal is for us to own nothing.

Edit: Spelling

They’ve had the hardware for it since the first Xbox, so I assume they’ve gone out of their way to avoid that. I believe they want to make sure their consumers buy both an Xbox and a PC.

Then you’ll be free to work more! It’s win-win!

I may have misrepresented myself here. My battery case is something like that, but about a quarter the size/capacity. I pretty much just have two replacements for each application so that I can practice FIFO while ordering replacements for restocking.

I just realized Peter was spanking Tinkerbell to get fairy dust.

I guess she was getting whatever she wanted out of that relationship, though. She could have just left and he wouldn’t have been able to fly.

It really is. Most of us don’t need to benchmark the latest games, but that’s the joke.

Say what you will about The Wall People, but they’re nothing if not tidy.