Disregard this advice. Delete the gym, hit the lawyer and Facebook up.

I’ll honor the final wishes of the dead man: no empathy for Charlie Kirk. It’s not really consistent with my moral code, but his family is going through a lot right now, and I’m sure they’d appreciate anyone who pays tribute to his values, right?

How about kilo-klick?

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To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they’re ovulating.

His name is Mr. MacGuffin, but we call him “Guffy” for short.

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Wow, that looks souper! If I had one, I’d savor every moment. I wish they had more in stock. I was going to buy one, but I chickened out. Now I’m stewing in my own regret. It really bakes my noodle. I just couldn’t make the the resolution. Don’t judge me for my lack of fidelity.

Are the next Powerball Lottery numbers to be drawn, 35 30 16 19 5 6 ?

Fair enough. I wasn’t trying to antagonize you. We’re having two different conversations. I was doing a farce of a meme character that attempts to gaslight the other character in the course of an interrogation.

Are you familiar with the, “There are four lights!” meme?

Whoa, fancy! Is it a luxury car?

Ask and you shall receive:

All futures are equally dystopian. Some futures are more equally dystopian than others.

It really captures the zeitgeist of the dystopia. Half of us were worried we’d get 1984, and the other half, Brave New World. While we were fighting, we got a little bit of both. Sure, one’s a lot worse than the other. I don’t want to “both sides” this issue. Still, getting neither option would have been cool.

Damn, that is diabolically exquisite. Here, please take this to aid you in your quest: