Here’s a legit Zen koan that fits the bill:

Mumonkan number 14: Nansen kills the cat

Once the monks of the Western and Eastern Halls were arguing about a cat. Nansen, holding up the cat, said, “You monks! If you can say a word of Zen, I will spare the cat. Otherwise I will kill it.” No one could answer, so Nansen cut the cat in two. That evening, when Joshu returned, Nansen told him of the incident. Joshu thereupon took off his sandal, put it on his head, and walked off. Nansen said, “If you had been there, the cat would have been saved!”

Very helpful!

Learn all the ass you can

No, it’s the other way around, all T’s in Titties

Sorry if you’re allergic to facts

Not voting is always the worst option. Anyone that tries to convince you not to vote is on the side of evil.

Oh lordy, I got so many demons built up down here

Where is Garth Mahrengi’s Darkplace?

They have permanently kicked the ass of the sitcom genre. Even their new season is funny as hell. They’ve been making the show for like 18 years or something and can still come up with good episodes. I kinda hope they just retire it if DeVito is ready to quit though.

I like how the word BREASTS is positioned over the juggs like a label

I remember seeing him on David Letterman and the Via Con Dios Dick Assman song

“Lack of progression system” is not accurate, because the game offers many different ways to progress the abilities of your character, your spaceships, your base, and the whole space empire you can build has now been bigly expanded. Also the Expeditions are large quests that give large rewards.

And now just as Tim Apple before him, John will be known as John Apple

That just looks like an unfinished shower, or a sliding door set with a missing half. Maybe you could get a little shower curtain to hang up across the hole

Am I the only person in 2026 who doesn’t use their phone in bed? I go to bed to sleep (and to spend time with my SO) and the phone just is not more appealing than sleeping etc.

Yep.

Sounds like the kind of thing that the Dude could abide

I don’t even get the hype about the game. I played GTA 5 and Online enough that I was tired of it like 10 years ago. Big whoop, they made another one.

Hell yeah