No New Zealand yet again.

It requires reflection and then the willingness and ability to accept you’ve been had. Something the MAGA fashos are incapable of, otherwise it would have happened much earlier.

Ah yes, good old TS3 and Mumble times.

You’ll never take me online alive!

Koda, is that you?

The joke to counter “you can’t even write cursive” and other boomer bs is “well at least I know how to print a PDF”, alluding to the abysmal tech intuition of some boomers, usually those in controlling roles like managers or CEOs.

I’d make a “print a pdf” joke, but honestly, that’s already an unnecessary “skill”.

Sadly, technology has moved towards single finger usability and thrown out features in the process. Printing a PDF is now easy, because there’s a big button (that sells you a cloud subscription for some reason), but it’s also the only thing the app does.

I’ve been practicing driving with a person who shouldn’t drive. She has no feeling for the car, i. e. doesn’t understand how you would correct your position, drive in reverse etc., and it feels like she’s asleep with her eyes open. Imo driving is a constant stream of decisions and she just doesn’t make any. “Why are we driving here?” - “I’ve been looking for somewhere to turn around.” - “We’re passing suitable locations every 3 seconds and you’re going 50.” - “I can’t decide in time which to use.”

She’s afraid to go the speed limit, highways are off limits. The other day she just straight up drove out into an intersection from a yield side without breaking and stopped in the middle. I warned her it was coming, there were signs and everything. She doesn’t know the speed limit when it’s always very clearly signed. She doesn’t read directions and can’t navigate by herself; “if I say nothing, go straight, or right if straight is not an option” is forgotten after 5 minutes. She’s been driving with an instructor (which I am not) for 20 lessons and we’ve gone at least ten times, too.

Multiple types of fish: fishes.

Multiple types of sheep: sheeps.

None of these work on boost lol

Hey dude, don’t make it weird. Take a bad song and make it wetter.

I wish I had someone to be weird with.

I love Cabin in the Woods for that.

“We should stick together.” - fart spray - “We should split up.”

Remember when they dialed down the sass? Turns out that setting also affected physics notifications. “physicsassistant” - it was a typo!

Reset password via email. Reset second factor via email. Email is the only factor, neither password nor the 2fa.

Usually, the actual login is not the easiest target for an attacker, the recovery methods are. You call a helpline to get a second SIM for SMS codes. You guess (or dig up) answers to recovery questions if available. You get access to email accounts, e. g. via phishing.

If a recovery path for a security factor is weak, it ceases to be a security factor. By allowing both password and the second factor to be recoverable via email, both factors collapse into one: get access to the email and you’re in.

No can do, but I can put you in an envelope, head optional.

Some More Bread Comic?

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This is so stupid. I love it.

She’s just going through her Miley phase.