Don’t worry! Once the newly poured concrete has cured, they’re going to cover it in gold tin foil and it’ll be fabulous.

Shit’s so bad over here, I just run around making assumptions. My bad.

The rise of the American Taliban is beginning.

This is not even that unpopular of an opinion inside America.

Someone should ask Tim if they’ll start firing gay executives since they probably only got the job because they were a DEI hire, right?

If you have a good credit union, you should be able to set up an extra account and you only use that account to pay these extortion bills. Electronically transfer funds in from your main account, and never give anyone access to your primary.

Execs, new or old, are the problem, not the fix.

“It’s time to get back to our roots around free expression.”

–Marky Mark

Same as Florida… but for different reasons.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Everyone loves the shiny new thing when it’s still burning through VC money and hasn’t been sold off for value extraction yet.

Ask the boss if we can draw for Secret Santa early this year and cheat so I get his name.

That sounds cool. Do you have a link where I could check it out, bot?

What’s Lemmy?

It’s not possible to overrate Queen, scales don’t go high enough.

This method also yields plates that you can use to play Decapitation Frisbee ™.

Leopard who eats faces didn’t think the other leopard would eat his face.

HP Printing Press: Your printing press has been permanently disabled for using a third party typeset.