A truly successful person eats wherever the fuck they want without caring what lesser beings think

I just wish it weren’t so expensive…

I feel like there is a much more helpful and kind way of making that point

Best Star Wars character hands down

Can it cleave a boulder in two without touching it?

It’s like eating a tire in the best way

Can someone explain to me what the deal is with this. Why does it keep getting posted

The borg’s greatest weakness was a pair of scissors

I’ve been saying this for m years and I’m very upset that someone has stolen my very bad very niche joke

I wonder if they would ever consider a run of Punisher that is full on ACAB and kills any of the myriad of cops that commit atrocities against innocent civilians every day

I think you can turn those off

He ded

Okay well you got me there

How would you know if the person is a scalper

Piss is more economically sound

No no no. They bang on shrooms and then one of them wants to just go to sleep afterward while the other wants to stay up talking

Tf is a “hatred meal”?

Sorry, I meant “last week”

That I definitely get, but some of the stuff he does on The Rehearsal is on a different level… he doesn’t do anything evil but some of it is a bit more ethically questionable than what he’s done in the past

Where tf are you experiencing cold right now? Antarctica?