It’s just absurdist humor. You’re probably overthinking it

I feel bad for the spider, but I have admit the web in the glass is really cool looking, like a piece of art. I’d probably preserve that if I could (minus the spider corpse)

I mean I can’t really think of a better way to flirt with dead women

On being a fish

Physics

“But we appreciate your—“

Feet pics

What about when you’re eating something crunchy and bite into something squishy

Yeah I’ve been watching this video for a couple years scratching my head why it wasn’t more popular… and now it’s blowing up I hear?

Yeah there’s definitely an element to the flavor that seems like something artificial that you aren’t supposed to eat… like you plucked a piece of rubber off of something and put it in your mouth lmao

Ive never been able to explain it to people. I don’t quite understand it myself. But the analogy is accurate and I agree

Like what?

Creamium, even

Extra Creamy

Mom, dad, I’m gay. Also that heated toilet seat is amazing.

What’s with all The Thing memes? I mean I’m here for it, but I’m definitely curious

The dolphins and octopods will go to war over who inherits the earth

(Sitting at home alone in the dark thinking about the bread I didn’t buy) “I have to know. I need to know. I need to know what it tastes like”

Unfortunate?

You know all his girlfriends are only interested in him for his sweet jiggly tits

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