Huh. Never considered a cabbage-wich before. Gonna have me a fun weekend now!

You’re saying I’m an employee? That I should make money for you? That I should take direction from you? That you’re the boss of me?

One of the reasons I am partial to Harvest Festivals: all of the feasting with a better grab bag of associated hangups.

You got a line on that singalong?

Oxygen. That shit causes too much rust. And spoils my chips.

Did they? I was under the impression they came in, did a conquer, and basically left with the conquered understanding that the horde’d be back for their tribute.

Can’t forget the instability in the Balkans.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/29/us/politics/white-house-serbia-kosovo.html

Where do I sign up for my Atheist card?

We 90’s kids are also paying the price for the 90’s.