Mother fucker did this just awaken something in me!?

Sex!? They’re talking about cocaine! Idk what you do for a living, but it’s an integral part of my workday.

Get over it.

Lmao

He’s a fertility doc.

No? I just don’t like shorts? Sorry?

I’m the exact opposite. I don’t care how hot it gets outside, shorts are for women and children.

I heard this in the darkest dungeon narrator’s voice. Now. I have to go reinstall that game.

That looks nothing like Rocko.

I honestly thought it WAS Pedro at first!

This is a scene taken from Brian talking to Rush Limbaugh…

I feel like North Carolina is somehow responsible for this.

That’s not very thin walls though. Average walls are 4.5”. Walls with things like plumbing are usually only 6.5”. Teleporting 7 inches would be hella useful.

Fucking woooosh.

Welp. Hope they like their foot soldiers on every corner.

Quite the keyboard warrior you are. As far as I can tell, there’s only been one Luigi, and even with him going first Americans are still too cowed to fight, INCLUDING you.

This is why we have the 2nd amendment, right here.

No it isn’t. I agree tip culture is ridiculous, but if you go somewhere where that is the norm, and then you don’t tip, you’re an asshole. No question.

I guess? If it did you’d Luigi. Too comfortable for that? I’d do it too, but you first.

Just like sandstorms!