PrimeErective

Shared joy is double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

Would wear that T-shirt

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

“Physint” kinda sounds like their whole strategy right now

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

Splittah!

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

Why would you want whirled peas?

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

I hear if you eat too much, you get sick. Shrimp are pretty rich

This is the kind of Internet censorship I can get behind. Unfortunately I can still read the name of the store though

Falafel makes your farts smelafel

I know, the average person probably only knows 2, maybe 3 distros Max

And Mint

Yes, of course Mint

There was one called Immortals Fenyx Rising that I remember being quite similar to BotW. Unfortunately it’s Ubisoft

You finally made a monkey…

There needs to be the geriatric equivalent, like “olding”