PrimeErective

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

Why would you want whirled peas?

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

I hear if you eat too much, you get sick. Shrimp are pretty rich

This is the kind of Internet censorship I can get behind. Unfortunately I can still read the name of the store though

Falafel makes your farts smelafel

I know, the average person probably only knows 2, maybe 3 distros Max

And Mint

Yes, of course Mint

There was one called Immortals Fenyx Rising that I remember being quite similar to BotW. Unfortunately it’s Ubisoft

You finally made a monkey…

There needs to be the geriatric equivalent, like “olding”

Mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry. Mummy?

Damn, you’re right. I think I see pineapple on the pizza

I always thought from hearing it that it meant they ate a lot of raw eggs, since that is sometimes associated with bodybuilding. I guess it means you look like an animal that would normally be yoked together to pull a plough or some such

It’s an ad for a television show in which the main character’s name is Carol

Old mean Ed Gein

Were you stung as a child?

I have you affectionately tagged as “thorny bastard”

Isn’t a runcible spoon more … Forky?