My wife has impeached me (we have gotten divorced)

You awful, awful person.

7, 500 actually.

It just has “windows”

Been there a couple of times.

It’s… whelming.

We just accept gibberish as memes now

Someone also asked why you weren’t wearing a wedding dress too, right?

This is a classic Internet example of making up a hypothetical argument so you can make a point, despite the hypothetical argument being completely untrue and irrelevant.

Happens all the time these days.

Most sanitary electric dryer

Is it Apple that’s boring or the rampant desire for constant news about them that’s fuelling rumours for ad revenue?

No.

Back during early COVID there were a bunch of people caught out not having anywhere to work from in their home.

That to me suggested a lot about where phone and tablet usage have gone, and where desktop and laptop usage has now gone. It seems a lot people see laptops and computers as specialist devices.

There are at least four computers and three laptops in my house, but not chance my friends have that.

It’s a minimum of $20 to talk to girls

I’ve used Spotify an exact total of one time. It was shit then, I imagine it’s still shit now

For the purposes of nutrition guidance, a kilocalorie and a Calorie are the same unit. Yes. It’s confusing.

Fake reaction texts are the worst memes

I bought this game for $100 (Aud) when it came out, and my computer wouldn’t run it.

I never got to play it 😭

I watch too much Kpop for this to be recommended to me

Glory to Arstotzka!

The hyphen has long been killed by the Internet. It suffered a worse fate than “literally”; it faded into nothingness without even so much as a “where is it?”

Money. They released it again because it will give them more money.