“And may you eat mine as well, my good dickhead!”

In my experience, Phillips heads strip more often than Robertson.

That smell tho

That sounds alright. De-legged makes sense.

I’ve never tried whole bugs, only protein bars. I feel like the texture of exoskeleton would be the worst part?

She’s actually just reacting to internet videos. Like “dayum, that’s crazy.” Everyone wins!

A mix of both. Take the left one, make his torso just a bit taller and skinnier, and shorten the neck a fair bit. The arms need to be real lanky as well.

Pretend to throw something!

It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

Cowabunga.

Jesus Christ.

No really, I see him!

This is fine. I probably taste good.

Dad might be a sith lord

Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface

The absolute disgust that clickbait titles evoke in me is enough to turn me away. But it’s become so normalized that even the legit content does it. Now I can’t read. Thanks, world leaders.

Silly me thought it was calling the big guy in the middle a tank

Sunny side inside!

One time I was kicked from a server for using the tag killerbean because ‘bean’ was an offensive racial slur.

This style reminds me of how my mind works when I’m drifting to sleep and thoughts/concepts start to meld in ways that they normally wouldn’t.