Implying Americans know what the metric system is.

Wat

Wont even touch my migraines. Ibuprofen is the only thing Ive found that works. Ive had them since childhood.

Ibuprofen is for my migraines only. Nothing else touches those damn things.

On a human timescale? No.

On a cosmic timescale? Hell yeah.

Thats a pretty weak argument my dude.

Im sitting here in Canada just learning these exist in the first place.

I dont care if your wife’s laptop is a year old, you shouldnt marry minors and you should definitely know her age for sure, you sick fuck.

Really. Nobody talking about how thicc mothman be?