man klitoris? Don’t you mean bussy?

Why’d you have to make it a race thing?

Yeah, guys! She’s not racist, she loooves Black girls!

To be fair, everybody already knew about Trump being in the Epstein Files. Taco Bell getting rid of the cheesy potatoes would be devastating and is indeed important to know about.

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I’m supposed to… goatse… to wash my hands?

☹️

That’s someone’s fetish, ain’t it?

Uh… What opinion?

laughs in USB-C

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I feel this! I used to be so clever…

Democratic socialists when… Uhh, I don’t have anything bad to say about them. Nice bunch.

Not really. It’s not a centralized platform by design - unless you’re talking about the flagship instances, which are a common problem with federated projects

If my job wasn’t remote, I would probably be homeless right now.

Eat?

If I got paid to see the penises I see, I’d get charged with prostitution!

The joys of learning HTML to impress your high school crush with autoplay music on your MySpace profile…

It’s borderline difficult to live day to day knowing what’s going on at every moment.

This looks really nice. Anybody got a link?

Little Caesars is so good when you don’t…