That’d be a nice change. Mine’s full of fake hackers who claim to have gotten into my devices with a password I haven’t used for over a decade threatening to send all of my contacts videos of me wanking.

It wouldn’t bother me if they were moved, but I don’t dislike them. They’re better than some other things we have/had a lot of and I ended up filtering out.

Ever notice how your tongue never quite rests comfortably in your mouth? Like it’s a tiny bit too big?

So NFTs and Cybertrucks?

Cutting off the top of a bottle and jamming the bag through the lid to seal it.

Lawful good for homemade, lawful neutral until my gf throws out the thingy and forces me to go with chaotic neutral.

We put the tooth in a glass of water rather than under the pillow. Much easier.

That’s the only one I don’t recognise. Who’s the artist?

My horn is a “the light is green, get off your phone” button.

It’s only checkmate if he’s currently in check and has no legal moves afaik.

“What are these people running from? They’re not! They’re running TO…”

Nah man you can turn it off and at least pretend to be happy while you spend 2 hours with your kids.

These comics are from the Onion iirc, they’re intentionally shit takes.

Exactly. I’m there to lose myself in the crowd and to feel the music. Being right up near the amps makes me feel alive. Every bass drum beat feels like it’s kicking you in the chest, every time the pyros go off you feel the heat on your face, mosh pits open up spontaneously around you, it’s some of the most fun I’ve ever had. If I just want to listen to the band I’ll stay home and put an album on, save myself a hundred bucks.

I was in the Summer event and came third or so for Jarvonia overall. Like a dope I stopped using Discord right after that and haven’t seen anything from the game since. Looks awesome, can’t wait to get in.

As someone whose preferred position to watch car racing would be lying on the road, I disagree. At least a normal race might have a crash or something, that was not interesting at all.

The marble racing on the other hand, absolutely.

“After” profits tumble? We haven’t even had a chance to buy FF16 or Rebirth yet, and if they’re like Remake there’ll still be a year to wait for it to get off Epic and onto Steam. Just sell us the damn game if you want money.

Ah that makes more sense. I thought it was doing that throughout the match which would be a nightmare.

I haven’t played Tekken since 3, but Eddy is one of the few characters I remember and he was unstoppable back then too. I just realised he certainly would have unconsciously been my inspiration for getting into Capoeira years later. Godspeed, Mr Gordo.

I watched the clip in the article, is that slow-mo and zooming part of the game by default? That’s unbearable, it’s worse than a Zack Snyder movie.

Nice. I’ve never played DF but I’ve got a good thousand hours in Rimworld (rookie here obvs). I’m thinking when I get home from work it’s time to update the modlist and waste all of my free time for the next month.