You can filter by price on Parfumo, I haven’t tried it though, so I can’t tell you how accurate it is.

I have a few of those! My favourite is the Pendora one, you’d probably recognise it as the one with, for some strange and unknown reason, the picture of Che Guevara on the bottle. It smells like sticky clove rolling tobacco on me till it dries down, and that dry down is gorgeous too.

The Maison Alhambra clone of Tobacco Vanille isn’t bad either, but not one of their best imo.

Ngl, I like clones. I’m into perfume for the sensory experience, and while I have a good few spenny bottles, most of my collection is clones and vintage classics.

I do love me some Calvin Klein, their women’s scents rarely work on me but their men’s tend to be very unisex I’ve found. The men’s flanker of Obsession Night was a cool recent discovery, it smells like if Black Orchid was pear gummy sweets!

My mother collected but rarely wore perfume, my favourite of hers that she kept on her dresser but never wore, was Red Door by Elizabeth Arden. It reminds me more of the dresser than her though tbh.

Which Poison is your poison? There’s so many flankers and reformulations out now it’s hard to keep track.

Oooh, thank you! I keep missing these posts.

The Aquatic that started them all.

Alas this one never worked on me, it goes sour for some reason.

I’ve recently discovered and gotten very into Aramis and Cabochard.

These two could be brother and sister for how similar they are, both open with clean, crisp aldehydes and fresh green notes, Cabochard really leans in to those aldehydes though whereas Aramis goes green.

Aramis is more complex notes wise, it’s heavier, more spices, more greenery, more masculine. Cabochard is more minimalist, with cleaner lines and clearer notes, it’s also built around a heart of devestatingly beautiful ylang and rose.

Both though do eventually dry down into a very similar and gorgeously mossy leather.

Yes, of course. You’re so special and woke and this is such wonderful resistance you’re doing! Everybody needs to listen to your miserable bitching about how awful you know everyone really is, and if they don’t then it’s fascism.

Lmao, seriously are you like bpd or something? This is such attention seeking woe is me bullshit you’re pulling here, it’s really gross to watch.

Are you in a lot of pain or in withdrawel or something? I’m struggling to understand where all this self victimising vitriol is coming from otherwise.

Yes, being disabled sucks, yes most people also suck, and everything is also fucking awful everywhere most of the time, and that sucks too.

But this is a comment section under a lighthearted post about moving furniture, so there’s obviously something else going on that has you so upset.

There is more?! Thank you for linking this!

If you want to be included by people, try to be less of a dick.

This isn’t me talking about the wider disabled community, of which I am part of, when I say this btw, this is me talking to you.

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With that beautiful writing style? This prose would be lost on film.

Honestly, I thought this was an excerpt from some modern classic usamerican novel. I was fully expecting to find this comment section full of references and people talking about the book.

Same. Please just let me die.

If you got to choose between life in the torment nexus or not existing, which would you pick? And don’t tell me to kill myself, that’s not the point of this question.

Maybe they hang around outside prinary schools for other reasons, you’re right.

“Shithole country” is something your president has called many other countries.

Someone from the shithole country between Mexico and Canada.

This is us.

Why did you have kids? None of this is new.

Fixed, thank you!