While I ultimately agree with you, I wouldn’t deny that lack of money is a good recipe for a bad life either

If you leave it in the sun for too long, it’s a scalding scale

Account georg

Seize the memes of procrastination

I knew we would get you to talk, one way or another !

OP: {binary, non-binary}

I get what you mean, but the video linked uses the term and is 9 years old. Wiktionary claims it was popularised by a book from 2012.

And then Taylor’s plane can come to your rescue

Diplodocci

Meaning is relative. My life doesn’t matter, but it matters to me.

promglez

A lot of scams are using spoofed numbers, which means you probably sent this to a random person

Innensechskantschraube Bauer und Schaurte probably

Sortez la guillotine !

There is a selection bias in who chooses to migrate, so this isn’t necessarily true

The executioner looking at me after I asked to eat him as my last meal

I think that’s Uranus’ moon

Yeah, that’s part of the joke I went for, because all these “You wouldn’t X” memes are things we would do if we could

You wouldn’t cancel a life download

my life is more of a f(x) = -|sin(x)| + 0.2