OfCourseNot

I see you know your judo well!

Confidence boost! Lots of policemen have touched my penis and none has said anything like that!

Well I’m inferring your dad’s not a young lad anymore, twice a day is quite impressive even more at 6 o’clock! I think they’re a bit in the honeymoon phase, it’ll mellow eventually*.

But to answer your question I have two options: -Tell him to lower the volume or pick some time you’re not home IF it’s your home, as in your dad has come to live with you or you are roommates, or you are too young to live by your own. -But IF it’s his home and you are old enough then get your own flat/room or some good headphones and let them enjoy life.

*Or not, I don’t know your dad or his girlfriend. Wish them the best tho.

Do a search for ‘sedes (or sedia) stercoraria’ and/or ‘Pope Joan’.

While you are right on everything said there’s only three requirements to be pope: having a penis, being baptized in the Catholic Church, and having being ordered a bishop. The last too can be done real quick in a pinch so the only hard pre-requisite is having your junk hanging down there, no need to be a priest even.

Does she have a penis? Because that and be baptized in the Catholic Church are the only requisites. And they DO check! They have a special chair for that purpose and all.

No. I’m not claiming such a thing, read the comment again, please. I wasn’t even one-upping the Americans just equating the situation–they have fascists, we have fascists, Oprah’s voice ‘everybody gets fascists!’…

Fun fact: it’s not chalk (at least in Spain). I had to clean these marks, not from a corpse (the guy didn’t died) but from the blood splashes and bullet holes, and I had to use solvent to take them out, the industrial cleaning products did nothing.

Absolutely not? Like, we have real og facists™️ (not gatekeeping ‘it’s not fascisim if it doesn’t come from the Fascia region in Italy, it’s just sparkling authoritarianism’, just saying that there’s a continuity and fascist traditional over here) and they have an important presence in our politics since forever.

Math’s off. You would move 116 m at 83 m/s, but since you are decelerating (accelerating in the opposite direction of your velocity really) it would be half of that, wouldn’t it (honest question I’m already in bed and quite sleepy so my math can be off too)?

I can consider acceptable for the kettles to be connected to the internet if, and only if, they answer always with a 418 status code.

My tape measure has millimeter divisions? In fact til 5cm (I think, might be 10. I’ll check tomorrow) it has 0.5 mm lines too.

I mean I would use another tool probably, but if I only had my tape measure it would do unless the changes are smaller than like 0.25 mm.

And then he goes and eats the spaghetti with a spoon smh 🤌. Btw I do the bacon cream kind of carbonara, I’ve had the ‘real’ one many times, good but not worth the extra effort (this one with only the yolks has got my attention). I wouldn’t dare to serve it to an Italian tho, in fact I usually call it just ‘cream and bacon’ because the noise doesn’t come just from Italians, there are lots of food snobs.

Because people are still paying it. That’s how you set the price of things. If people are paying 70k why would you sell it cheaper?

Don’t be fooled, taxes are just a way to extract the fruit of the poor folks’ labor and give it to the rich and powerful. Always have been, since their inception. Not just in America, here in the (highly idealized by lemmy) EU I cost my company 3200€ a month, 1850€ go to my bank account and 1350€ to the government, plus up to a 21% vat from the things I purchase. Amazon pays literally 0€ in taxes.

As I said I never put it in my cv, because I know what it implies. In my country we have a similar thing with English proficiency, everyone would put ‘mid level English’ which actually means ‘barely able to order at a restaurant while pointing to things with your finger’.

I mean I’ve never put it in my resume and I work better in a healthy environment, but under stressful and chaotic circumstances I perform much much better than most.

My secret: I’m always super anxious, you can throw all the chaos you want my way and it’ll barely move the stress-o-meter needle a bit.

It depends. How dark is the kid’s skin? Are they in a poor neighborhood?

There is, or was, tho.

This is a fuse box, with a flathead you should be able to open it and/or pull a small tray with the fuse itself inside. You Brits do your electrical wiring with ring-shaped circuits and put a fuse in every outlet.

This kind of outlet is intended for things you don’t unplug and a socket doesn’t make sense, usually boilers, ovens, stoves, ACs, alarm systems as already commented…