Youre finally experiencing the game as it was meant to be played: reeking of vomit

Gibberish. I couldn’t understand a word of that

I imagine Bethesda hasn’t been fun to work for for a good 10 years now.

I have one with a flared base

I keep a 1tb usb drive in my ass at all times

…Pol Pot was the leader of the Khmer Rouge

A woman is going around a restaurant, running up to patrons, lifting up her skirt and shouting “SUPER PUSSY!!!” When she approaches the last table and does this, an older gentlemen sets his menu down, looks the woman up and down and says, “I think I’ll have the soup.”

Cigars and whiskey later?

I’ll give you 3 dollars for it. Take it or leave it, pal.

Should have listened to all the things I was told

But I was young and too proud at the time

Now I look at myself to find

I learn the hard way every time

No, Oliver Tree was taken from us instead :(

No the daily mail is the toilet paper analog in the UK

With me ship an’ me cannons, ye land lubber

Naaaaaaarc

Unsticking my balls from my legs after sitting in the car

Boobs and/or butts

Who gives a red rats ass

Just killed a god-like being (1000+NB) and had to give up my alchemy. AITA for being jealous of my brother for getting his body back and keeping his alchemy?

My brother (8M) and I (10M) performed human transmutation on our dead mother (32F), AITA?

On a foldable, this is rough to work with lol: