autodefenestration is a fun one

My pixel phone automatically marks numbers as scams. If it’s not sure, it picks up and an AI talks to them to figure out if it’s a scam, and if not, it forwards the call to me. I haven’t had a scam call get through in years

Yeah, and who said all these kids could be on my lawn???

Buffalo is so fucking good

I don’t know the particulars of this specific person, but you can absolutely have your bladder rupture. Conditions like neurogenic bladder can cause routine over expansion of the bladder, weakening its walls, and eventually it can tear.

Look into it. Bioengineering is not scary, it’s just a word the some media outlets fear monger

The cubes, for 9/10 people, is single use plastic. That was actually a good change.

No.

Probably penis and booba

Z-ray F-ray vision from Futurama

Edit: damn, time to rewatch

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I remember buying a cheap 4 pack of PS1 memory cards, I think the brand was pelican? I was shocked at the deal, until my saves wouldn’t load.

Well, that’s a reasonable outcome. But I have 4! So I’ll just double save! Until both cards were defective and couldn’t load.

I know, I’ll go nuclear. 4 saves, per game, per memory card. 16 layers of redundancy. It worked. It worked beautifully, until one day when it suddenly didn’t.

75% of the way through Final Fantasy Tactics, my save failed. And then it failed again, and again, and again and again and again and again and again, until I got to the last save file, and saw the message I had been dreading.

All. 16. Saves. Corrupted.

I thought I was flexing with my magnitude of available data, but it was all for naught. Turns out it’s the quality of the data, not the quantity that matters

Addiction. We shouldn’t discriminate what the addiction is, we should support people suffering. I do not see this happening in my lifetime in my country.

Bold of you to assume I can’t do both

Yes.

We are responsible for paying for emergency medicine

In addition to what everyone else is saying, heat is absolutely playing a role. Your body is working hard to maintain that homeostasis, and exercise is making that work much harder

We deserve pensions and have really fucked up letting corporations rob us of them, along with all the other things they’ve slowly stolen from the working class.

That being said, a 401k absolutely can be more than enough to retire on, as long as you start investing young

I’m truly inspired by your ability to back pedal every time you’re called out on your bs. You’ve inspired me to never admit I might be wrong, despite the evidence to the contrary

You didn’t actually read the post