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In a world where CGI can make a full-length live action Lion King movie, he’d rather choose dog murder?

I think you should respond thanking it for its useful answer so that the positive feedback makes it keep giving dumb answers

It’s unexpected that exercising with higher cardiovascular output is associated with health benefits?

I hated telling my dad when I was pregnant. Admitting to your father that you have had sex is awkward, even if you’re 28 and you’ve been married for a few years.

It’s interesting how in the Ancient Greek stories, the Gods would appear as mortals and impregnate people, whereas in the Christian tradition it’s supposed to be more of a magical conception.

It highlights the community values quite well that an unmarried Ancient Greek lady may not have been ostracized for a pregnancy without a father, whereas in Bethlehem 2000 years ago we can infer that this was unacceptable.

His internal monologue; “Just lift the corners of your lips and it will look natural”

I can see why you would stop hanging out with someone who treats people so little respect

It’s so weird to me that people pre-plan cheating. You always hear the story that “it just happened”. However, now that I’m in my 40s, I’ve found that it is so often someone who spends lots of time considering it and shopping the idea around to their friends to see if they can find someone to tell them it’s ok.

If that happened to me, I’d be dropping both those relationships - I also expect my platonic friends not to fuck me over

Gas station ads are a thing

My grandfather had a selection of Newfoundland yarns that he would tell at every family dinner. We probably heard these stories 100 times over the years and knew when to smile or laugh.

And truly, now that he’s gone, what I wouldn’t give to hear him tell one of them again….

Worked for the Titan sub

I went to London UK last year and there were so many places offering English afternoon tea. I tried one, and it was delicious, although I feel that calling it “tea” is a way of obscuring the fact that they just wanted to have dessert for lunch.

Watching my kids play, Roblox seems like 3 basic games with about 700 theme/character variations.

The business model seems to be:

A) spend nothing on game design - make a handful of blockoid graphic options and let your users believe they are really rising in the world

B). Create a game that is much like gambling - you get little wins just often enough to keep kids stuck in the loop, but rarely enough that they want to buy Roblox to get the thing they want

C). When they buy said gift card, ensure Roblox can only be purchased in packages that add up to awkward amounts so they can retain 2-5% of the gift card value in unusable dollars that sit on the account. For every $50 gift card there is about $2.50 that just has to sit on the account until the next gift card (or for them, better yet if you forget about it)

Nose-to-tail eating has gone mainstream

You mean I shouldn’t be eating the “Top 10 Superfoods Your Doctor Doesn’t Want You to Know About”??

The kid is flying through the house like Superman and looks so blasé about the situation

Or they could just eat a balanced diet that reflects human nutritional requirements?