I’ll take “Things that won’t happen” for 100, Alex.

🎵Always remember to eat your five. 🎵

Check out HMD phones. They have the SD slot and the 3.5mm jack as well. They also have partnered with iFixit so that you can replace parts as well.

https://www.hmd.com/

Try hanging them and watch the wrinkles fall away. Other ways you could always get some of those sport tops that breath. Should help with the heat.

Said ye who has not experienced Extreme Ironing.

So dd-mm-yyyy?

No, that is what having kids is like.

I would look to get that checked out. If you need to have a nap in the middle of the day and have trouble sleeping, I would look to have a sleep test to see if you have sleep apnea.