ROBBER: Pulls out jar of Sanka

AUSSIE: That’s not a coffee (pulls out Nescafe) That’s a coffee!

They… they have ads in the gas pumps? Do you have to watch the ads before you are allowed to pump?

‘This is GREAT News!’

-Meth Dealers

Heard they were passing off phony bills

I think it’s cuz they were so successful with the Bud Light thing… but only severe rednecks drink that shit, so of course the boycott was successful! There was no one on the other side who cared enough about ANYTHING to drink that swill in support!

Damn! That pirate has booty!!!

Dave’s not here

Does this peanut butter have cocaine in it or flecks of gold? $$$$

Did… did USA guy convert to Democratic Socialism by the end of the thread?

This is the way.

You go inside the cage? Cage goes in the water. You go in the water. Shark’s in the water. Our shark.

Big hand I know you’re the one…

An important point!

I’m a New Yorker. Only American on a technicality.

Are… are Brits the Americans of Europe???

Go home Zeus. You’re drunk.

Ugh. Nothing is even shocking anymore.

The bacon thing was… really weird.

I mean, I like bacon, but… not like enough to make a lifestyle out of it

Wow. You’ve given me a lot to think about here.

Hey you wanna maybe grab a drink and talk about it?