That’s actually perfect. I was thinking jerky, but while it wouldn’t fit too well you would be able to call it a Jerkdog.

Or a Dogjerk…

If you’re going to split open the dog and use it as the bun, it should be something even more intensely meaty and salty inside it.

Elon Musk has 175 cock usphisasasnd you should too.

I’m sure any time a policy like this is enacted, it will not increase productivity over the whole shift.

Truely a product of the internet.

Well according to this diagram, there are just ants and weak ants. So, yes.

I object to this diagram. Ants would almost certainly love a plate of beans on toast too.

Sphincter it is then

Interesting that South Sudan decided to forfeit its independence.

Autofilling all URLs to something completely different could be a fun way to browse

Always has been

Minecraft Latvians?

When you’re sick and tired of council pop

Well who else would build Barad-dûr?

It already is and no

TIL boats have buttholes

You should see how much pee is in your bladder. I can’t believe you don’t get in there to wash it out.

It would take about 10 days to fly from Israel to Doncaster in a paraglider, but it would be surprising if no-one noticed along the way.

Well that doesn’t make any sense

Well one has “Natural juices” and the other is “Frick quality” and the website is inaccessible from my country, so I can only assume it is unnatural.