Shit?

This is the worst genre of fanfic.

Probably best not visit the UK or large portions of Europe in that case.

If you mashed the sausage into a loaf shape and covered it in ketchup it would literally be an American meal.

People in here loving poutine, but you swap cheese chunks in your gravy for a vegetable and it’s suddenly disgusting? The North American palate is weird.

Trepanning is the solution to many of life’s problems.

That’s Jimmy Olsen’s whole purpose. Even Clark gets to “not my job” this situation.

I think you need to see a doctor for that unattached tip

Oh so the real question is: would you rather die by musket or cannon?

Calm down Toretto

Well someone has to be the couch in every relationship

Bro, I would totally use my proboscis to suck the moisture out of some juicy ribs right now.

Only to 360. Maybe about 380 in full profile. Slightly unclear, face is as weird as body.

There is a reason Americano is literally just a watered down espresso. It has a better flavour than making equivalent strength drip, French press or percolated brew and doesn’t require any equipment other than the far superior espresso machine.

There is also a reason why those other three methods exist (I’ve used/enjoyed all 3 so not entirely shitting on them) and it is a similar reason to why instant exists.

Maybe it’s an excellent allegory for current events:

Man helps child through traumatic event, buys her a milkshake to thank her. Two other petulant children also want milkshakes and say things like “why don’t you say thanks to us” and “I want half of your milkshake”.

Fox News, hiding the real cutting news like geniuses.

This is peak boomer humour. I feel like I’m Facebooking right now.

Boost

I already had you tagged as “furious train masturbator”. Things have come full circle and I’m delighted.

How are we on Gen Triangle already?

It’s interesting that you bring up a faction within an occupied nation (which at the time was not an independent nation), but fail to mention that 2 of the mentioned 3 did initially align with the axis and signed treaties with them. Hmm, could there be some bias there?