

Maybe it’s an excellent allegory for current events:
Man helps child through traumatic event, buys her a milkshake to thank her. Two other petulant children also want milkshakes and say things like “why don’t you say thanks to us” and “I want half of your milkshake”.
Fox News, hiding the real cutting news like geniuses.
There is a reason Americano is literally just a watered down espresso. It has a better flavour than making equivalent strength drip, French press or percolated brew and doesn’t require any equipment other than the far superior espresso machine.
There is also a reason why those other three methods exist (I’ve used/enjoyed all 3 so not entirely shitting on them) and it is a similar reason to why instant exists.