… because she’s in bed with you

It’s the Met Gala, they could totally show up with full pit and crotch forestry to make that statement.

Way to pick up the right kind of man, Jucika!

Please Lord, take him. And his shitty boss. Do what You will with them, but take them.

That’s also an option

No, something like this, (I picked one at random) so easy to upgrade your boring head-down shower. Aim the warm water exactly where you want it, get everyone’s bits nice and clean.

https://www.lowes.com/pd/Moen-Attune-Chrome-Handheld-Shower-Head-1-75-GPM-6-6-LPM/5015066185

If you’re doing anything in your bed other than sleeping, you may need to shower and change your sheets more often.

And if you shower and change your sheets more often, you might increase the chances you’ll be doing more in your bed than sleeping.

I will also suggest having a lidded trashcan in the bathroom, and a hand shower.

The best part is, it’s both sarcastic and also a neglected compliment.

Poor Matt.

Heart shapes at the very least!

“Calm down!”

A strong Ukrainian woman!

Those people deserve each other So nobody else has to deal with them

Within a relationship it’s cool.

Random women is strange but sadly too common

At least take the droop out of it!

Women out there just trying to live their own private lives, with strange men in their wake calling them whores

No, just scrape. And put everything in and run it nightly rather than waste water hand washing the separate items I know I’m going to need first thing in the morning. Empty it while the coffeepot is working. Rinse the filter monthly even if it doesn’t appear to need cleaning.

Corgis (adult) are pretty much one size, but are we talking newborn or year-old baby elephants? At what age does “baby” graduate to “toddler” in a species that stands and walks within an hour of birth?

Because there wasn’t going to be a roast. Mentalist and magician Oz Pearlman was going to host, instead.

And because, by staging a shooter, he is going to get public funding for his ballsack I mean ballroom.

So, can we get ahold of the cue cards?

Well, she’s no lady!