At least with the bag, it’s a reminder to tired parents not to let the child put the bag on its head, to tell the child about the danger, and not to leave the child alone with the bag because they’ll test it.
If they leave the child alone with the bag and a cat, the child will learn 2 3 lessons: fur helps prevent plastic bag suffocation, and claws/teeth can penetrate both the bag and human skin. Also cats prefer to choose whether and where to be enclosed.
70s moreso
He got a bad case of COVID-19, was in a coma, and is permanently paralyzed. Looks like he’s got a GoFundMe for medical transport from Florida to Texas, where he’d have better support and hopefully be able to do voice work.
Yes exactly
Pretty sure the billionaire scourge is worldwide and the list of worst dragons excludes royalty (looking at you, Thailand, Abu Dhabi, Dubai, etc) which tilts the numbers toward the US.
But as for the OP, people in the US don’t use “holiday.” We have a couple weeks of "vacation " annually if we’re lucky. So the source is from elsewhere.
I believe the image is more about young folks today not having enough money to even start a family. Because of wealth hoarding, but by billionaires, not this guy. The use of “holiday” rather than “medical debt” and “student debt” leads me to think it’s not about America at all.
This is cheating because 2 of the 3 are invisible
A Peking duck?
… because she’s in bed with you
It’s the Met Gala, they could totally show up with full pit and crotch forestry to make that statement.
Way to pick up the right kind of man, Jucika!
Please Lord, take him. And his shitty boss. Do what You will with them, but take them.
That’s also an option
No, something like this, (I picked one at random) so easy to upgrade your boring head-down shower. Aim the warm water exactly where you want it, get everyone’s bits nice and clean.
https://www.lowes.com/pd/Moen-Attune-Chrome-Handheld-Shower-Head-1-75-GPM-6-6-LPM/5015066185
If you’re doing anything in your bed other than sleeping, you may need to shower and change your sheets more often.
And if you shower and change your sheets more often, you might increase the chances you’ll be doing more in your bed than sleeping.
I will also suggest having a lidded trashcan in the bathroom, and a hand shower.
The best part is, it’s both sarcastic and also a neglected compliment.
Poor Matt.
Heart shapes at the very least!
“Calm down!”
A strong Ukrainian woman!
It’s okay Spidey, she’s not Black Widow