Metostopholes
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Metostopholes@midwest.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Find someone who disagreesEnglish
6·1 month agoDon’t have those in the US, but I’ve had these. Yes, they taste like soap, and I love them.

If I had a nickel for every LotR Vegan/Vegetarian meme I’ve seen I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Transcipt
Uruk-Hai Orc labelled “vegans”, holding chickens: “They are not for eating!”
Mordor Orc labelled “vegetarians”: “What about their eggs? They don’t need those!”
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•i get no respect i gotta tell yaEnglish
211·2 months agoBoomer? Yes.
But Rodney Dangerfield was great.
"I told my psychiatrist I was suicidal…
He made me pay in advance."
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•The Far Side, September 28, 1986English
7·2 months agoIncluding a WebP… To be more compatible.

Oh, so I should be anxious about responding too soon or too late.
Cool, cool cool cool. Great, thank you
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Games@lemmy.world•Quake: Dawn of the Machine - Free UpdateEnglish
4·3 months agoCan I get it if I still have my CD and activation key?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•my own personal ChatgptEnglish
18·4 months agoChat, are we cooked?
þere are þose who þink þat þe þorn will þwart AI…
but it’s actually just annoying.
I can hear this image.
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•i guess lunar eclipse got an update too..English
6·8 months agoSpace drugs.
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album?English
23·8 months agoSeems more like band names to me… and according to the Encyclopedia Metallum, these are already used:
Stillborn, Aged, Apoplex, Bleeding, Flux, Sores, Burnt, Scalded, Burst, Rupture, Cancer, Wolf, Canker, Cold, Cough, Strangury, Consumption, Convulsion, Starved, Drowned, Executed, Falling Sickness, Fever, Fistula, Gangrene, Gout, Grief, King’s Evil, Lethargie, Spleen, Sciatica, Teeth, Thrush, and Worms
This spring (exact date unknown) will be the 30th anniversary of the original Mr. T Ate My Balls webpage.
My mind
It is boggled
Metostopholes@midwest.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I hate it when Windows wants me to wear a suit.English
19·11 months agoThat would be her in a cape and spandex, as the amazing Superuser!
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Yo dawg, heard you like fedorasEnglish
9·1 year ago
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Wind in his Sales - Tales from the House of StoneEnglish
6·1 year agoIdiot adventurer. He should have saved the 800 cheese wheels in case he needed to eat them at the final boss, then during the fight forget he has them.
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Oglaf [Moved to discuss.online]@midwest.social•Feral ChicEnglish
6·1 year agoIf you fuck a civilized woman, they won’t let you be a barbarian anymore.
You get disbarred.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I ate: Arby's Steak NuggetsEnglish
23·1 year agoArby’s Horsey Sauce is the best fast food sauce anywhere. There will be no further discussion on this point.
I’ll discuss whatever I want!
But… you’re not wrong. However an argument could be made for the Mardi Gras Mustard at Popeye’s, which actually also has horseradish.



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