


“He’s just zis guy, you know?”





Idiot adventurer. He should have saved the 800 cheese wheels in case he needed to eat them at the final boss, then during the fight forget he has them.


If you fuck a civilized woman, they won’t let you be a barbarian anymore.
You get disbarred.


Arby’s Horsey Sauce is the best fast food sauce anywhere. There will be no further discussion on this point.
I’ll discuss whatever I want!
But… you’re not wrong. However an argument could be made for the Mardi Gras Mustard at Popeye’s, which actually also has horseradish.
Anhedonia Sesame Balls
📖 🦀
F O R B I D D E N
K N O W L E D G E


Canadian Thanksgiving is a worse time to have it, as it cuts into valuable spooky season.





Pumpussy?
So uh… Where would one apply for such a job? Y’know, uh, hypothetically?


FIRST!
Also this quote offends me


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These have a pretty interesting history!
Damn, it would be cool to have been born at 0 Unix Time.


This product is not real.


“Michigan, are you okay?”
“Hgn!”

“Okay buster, I know what you’ve been contemplating.”
That would be her in a cape and spandex, as the amazing Superuser!