Metostopholes

I can hear this image.

Space drugs.

Seems more like band names to me… and according to the Encyclopedia Metallum, these are already used:

Stillborn, Aged, Apoplex, Bleeding, Flux, Sores, Burnt, Scalded, Burst, Rupture, Cancer, Wolf, Canker, Cold, Cough, Strangury, Consumption, Convulsion, Starved, Drowned, Executed, Falling Sickness, Fever, Fistula, Gangrene, Gout, Grief, King’s Evil, Lethargie, Spleen, Sciatica, Teeth, Thrush, and Worms

This spring (exact date unknown) will be the 30th anniversary of the original Mr. T Ate My Balls webpage.

My mind

It is boggled

That would be her in a cape and spandex, as the amazing Superuser!

Idiot adventurer. He should have saved the 800 cheese wheels in case he needed to eat them at the final boss, then during the fight forget he has them.

If you fuck a civilized woman, they won’t let you be a barbarian anymore.

You get disbarred.

Arby’s Horsey Sauce is the best fast food sauce anywhere. There will be no further discussion on this point.

I’ll discuss whatever I want!

But… you’re not wrong. However an argument could be made for the Mardi Gras Mustard at Popeye’s, which actually also has horseradish.

Anhedonia Sesame Balls

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F O R B I D D E N

K N O W L E D G E

Canadian Thanksgiving is a worse time to have it, as it cuts into valuable spooky season.

Pumpussy?

So uh… Where would one apply for such a job? Y’know, uh, hypothetically?

FIRST!

Also this quote offends me

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These have a pretty interesting history!

https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/inflatable-men/