Our washer died a couple of months ago so we had to hit the laundromat for awhile. Brought our own detergent of course, but we also got the dregs of whatever the last dozen or so people poured into the dispenser. It was like histamine roulette that landed on 00 suspiciously often.

You ever try emptying your clip at an entire Ikea?

No… but you probably just aroused a few dozen ammosexuals.

Engineer Guy went years between books uploads. I had to do a double take when he came up in my feed a few months ago.

Is it weird, as a tail end gen x/elder millennial, to really hope Lehrer was right about this one?

Nipple tassels.

I have subscribed for just such an occasion.