Yep, and I still feel bad when bad things happen to people. Compassion doesn’t make me any weaker than anger makes you strong.

Okay, I do. Empathy is never wasted.

Yeah, but she’s still a person and we can feel empathy for her without condoning anything else she has done.

Nah, Megan got on those weight loss pills and is also slim now.

Control.

Why is that toilet hooked up to a dryer vent?

I support this for all religions.

What!? What if the platform is a train on Earth?

Steven!

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Are gay gyms new? That can’t be new.

Also modern medicine isn’t infallible(nor the people that practice it).

Have friends in the medical field, a lot of time they are just sort of trying shit and then are happy it worked.

all the tribesmen were scared of him and kept calling him the people eater LOL. Savage.

Yo, that’s dope. How did you come across this knowledge? (Actual question. I am hoping that you are educated in the area and can recommend some books … because I am old and enjoy books.)

A chimpanzee desperately trying to convince you that he is Abraham Lincoln. He does not know that Abraham Lincoln is long dead. You don’t know what his endgame is.

Well damn. Thank you for that.

? What?

False.

What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.

This feels more like a blue-collar prank.

Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker’s Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.

America is the dumbest fucking country.