Masamune

Always give your shoes a solid nom before wearing, to be sure they aren’t cake.

That tree is throwing some serious shade.

Currently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can’t afford groceries. America FTW!

Only Crystal Pepsi for you.

That’s my secret, I’m always 😡

About tree fiddy.

I’m surprised at all the wrong answers in this thread. The correct way to use this door is to shove your arm through a glass pane and go to the hospital.

This, but powered by corgis instead of motorcycles.

The surest way to make a teenager think something is not cool (and thus, stop doing it), is for the parent to show an interest in doing it with them.