I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

We are most free when we appreciate the beauty of our surroundings, being ever mindful and present.

Mine would have to be Penpal.

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Penpal

A standout to me is my uncle once got me the ancient Japanese board game “Go”. Totally unprompted but right up my ally. I just remember being touched about how thoughtful it was.