In the presidential campaign, when Trump said he would help out the average person, yet he filled his cabinet with nazi billionaires. I mean, what are we to believe, a criminal is held accountable, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

That’s what happens when you let big mechanic design a car. Wake up sheeple!

Oh wow, let me try. My password is:

Hunter2

What does that look like to you?!

They put that scene in the trailer? Man, way to blow your load early trailer people.

That nightmare really tied the room together, man.

A black hole the same mass as the sun, to replace the sun. Just to not see the world burn.

Screw Harambe, I want to see the alternate timeline where Hannibal and Carthage won.

Hey! That’s the combo to my luggage!

Only made the reference because of the original comment reminded me of that song. I wouldn’t normally want to associate it.

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs “It’s deporting time”

• from Orange man’s guide to taking over.

I do love some crumbly cheese, so I’ll allow it.

I got 5/7.

Oh lawd.

Huehuehue

Does this imply mayo from another source isn’t nutritious? Is canned mayo worse?!

Two chicks rotisserie chickens at the same time, man.

That is accounting for static bodies of water, wouldn’t there be force generated in a dynamic situation? Ie the flow of a fast river? Or if the lake is large enough tidal forces? I’m sure it’s negligible levels but still something that must be accounted for?

Can’t be a state if it burns up

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At yeast you tried.

You knead to rise up from these painful puns.

Etc.

Believe it or not, straight to jail.