Well, if the solar panels were outside the atmosphere like some sort of inside out dyson sphere, theoretically, no heat would transfer to the planet. We’d have to ask why anyone would do this, and it seems wildly inefficient, but theoretically it could work.

We’re already here on the cusp of op answering their own questions in their post.

grizzly bear mixed in for flavour.

That must have been one brave dog to mount a grizzly.

I don’t know how to tell you this, but the lead singer of T Rex died in '77. Not sure how they would have helped either, the living members have to be pretty old these days.

Teenagers will jerk off to anything. I’m sure some neolithic cave teenagers were jerkin it to boob shaped rocks or baboon asses. Hormones gonna hormone.

I have some extras lying around if you want. They’re only slightly decomposed.

It is a subtle reference to male ejaculate

Yes, subtle.

Nature sure is wild.

The question is though, are they in fact a horse, shoe, or horseshoe?

“Thanks, Chum!” - the sharks

Also known as Stockholm syndrome.

reap souls.

That’s grim.

Hey, friendo, the word you’re looking for (or autocorrect is messing with you) is receipt. Recipe is something that explains how to create something else, generally how to prepare a meal.

Jesus Christ, that’s horrifying.

But how? Surely she would react before he could get really going?

It definitely stretches the definition of “a baseball”, but, on the otherhand that does make it easier to penetrate with smaller projectile. Hrm…

True, but also, go big or go home. We’re already talking about murdering someone by accelerating a baseball through their body. Might as well make their body turn into a fine mist, same jailtime.

I’m not physicist, but I’d imagine the force required to propel the ball to that speed would also disintegrate the ball itself?

The shape of the ball would exert the force over a relatively large area compared to a bullet, and the ball material is much weaker than metal objects that would blow through people (ie cannonballs).

So the force required would increase due to larger surface area, but then the ball would break apart from said force. The solution is a metal baseball propelled by a railgun.

Now to just find victims test subjects to trial it.

A careful reading of official Major League Baseball Rule 6.08(b) suggests that in this situation, the batter would be considered “hit by pitch”, and would be eligible to advance to first base.

This is gold!