I’ll be honest, I was this moment-old when I released that too, thanks to reading this comment. I, also, assumed they were just different stylisations of the same thing.

Cat: “Well, well, well. I know who’s shoes need a good pooping in…”

both parties

Mr. King of the castle over here being invited to two parties, no need to brag.

Congratulations!

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Hold on to your butts!

Great show, had me rooting for him till they revealed it happened to him before. He’s either the unluckiest bastard around, or dumb enough to try the same thing twice.

Plus, you could maybe get away with it once. The problem is when they try to do it again. How many bags of money are they finding on the ground? How many highly insured spouses are falling down the stairs?

It truly is the year of the linux desktop.

Got em.

Thank you, it was right there comic creator.

Mechanical contraction of veins in your lower legs from muscle contractions (walking generally, but could just be clenching) is what “pumps” that blood back to the heart. Once blood enters the capillaries, the blood pressure is quite low and not sufficient to return to the heart.

This is why people can faint when standing for too long, commonly seen in military parades. It’s also why members are taught to clench the calves repeatedly/wiggle their toes to prevent this.

You could also just not wish anything, or wish for no wishes, etc.

Personally, I’d rather have the wishes to use on anything else. Could cure cancer, become filthy rich, turn into a T-rex, have guns for hands, etc. What’s the point of “out smarting” the genie like this? Fuck, I could even understand evil wishes, at least they do something productive (if terrible).

“I’m so smart” - man who wasted three wishes.

Yeah, some people suffer from debilitating facial-location deformaties, it’s no joking matter.

I, too, have been too excited to post to bother reading the comments. Happens to everyone.

Conan the barbarian paraphrasing ghengis khan.

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

A wizard did it.