Shock implants. Mandatory at birth.

Oh post money gay space communism is only available for billionaires. Every one else has to starve.

That’s interesting and all but many Spanish speaking people have had family on this side of the border since California was a Mexican territory.

For reference, San Diego and Tijuana back right up to each other and have one of the busiest border crossings in the country.

You’re going to hear Spanish there.

You don’t make faces at them? If it gets out of hand you could always hold up a sign that says, “gEt GoOd sCrUb!”

There are. I’ve been to a few. They don’t get covered by the media.

I’ll just be over here checking into an assisted living home. Don’t mind me.

What will people do there? The same thing people have done for 10,000 years. Alcohol, sex, and games.

That’s not how human behavior works…

Someone thinks they’re very clever and they aren’t.

My mom forgot about the dark alley part though so it was public.

Yeah that’s true but the English language is known for stealing words.

You forgot the dark alley and truncheon…

Just the number? The Aryan Soldier part is fine? Dude there’s no redeeming part of that name. It translates as IamANaziIAmANazi.

That reminds me of this comic strip…

There’s a similar thing in the US but many landlords don’t accept it.

rule34 from “Five Nights at Freddie’s”

No thank you, I mean thank you for looking that up that but, no thanks. That sentence should not exist, even if it does prove Rule 34.

They show you a tiny pop up with some of the URL. Not all of it. You click that and it goes right to it.

I know how to be safe, suggests unsafe thing.

That’s not safe! Does even worse thing.

Pretty standard joke setup.

Oh damn looks like I got the Two week flu. The phone doctor said the only cure is foreign beach air. Don’t worry though, I’m hating every minute of it and I’ll be back just as soon as I’m well again.

Promotion? You mean the guy who gets paid worse than hourly because they’re expected to do unlimited overtime on their salary? Haha no thanks.

I always give 100 percent of what I get paid. Minimum wage equals minimum effort.