I’ve scrolled past this a few times thinking the hyphen was a full stop. Now I get the joke!

Ah, the stoic blueberry.

I’ve had the odd dream where I’ve vividly smelt something putrid, but I’d say every dream I have includes sound. I’ve had a couple of dreams where the world ended suddenly and I remember the almighty rushing noise and the sound of my never-ending sigh. I’ve dreamt a good few times about people I know speaking other languages they wouldn’t normally speak, too.

Well it’s not so much that I won’t be stopped but that I won’t get acclaim for it, I suppose.

Ah, my woahs are in my other jeans.

Wish I could get away with wearing a billowing cloak like that.

Fitted sheets are a sign of civilisation’s hubris.

Could’ve picked a better abbreviation for “no-bullshit games” than “nobsgames”, haha.

bexauye

Now that’s a typo. Thought you were on about tapestries for a moment.

Well I did see the “NSA Headquarters” sign but I admit it’d be weird to have that on the wall in the office of the madam who might want to see things!

I think even “I said you might want to!” is too much. It smacks of a shoddy American sitcom where they say these non-jokes to cue the canned laughter. If they insist on having four panels, they could have a third panel with the two going through some security rigmarole, maybe stick in a few subtle visual jokes.

Could’ve been better without the fourth panel, I feel.

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Queueing, even.

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Most euros have no goddamn idea just how huge the US actually is.

We do, because Americans never stop bleating on about it.

But imagine all the weed gummies you could pilfer if you could threaten people at pink-pill-point.

I fear soup over waffles is a poor example of that but I understand.

Maybe earlier in life! Don’t know how intimate he’d got with monkeys though, but I daresay he would’ve told me because he had an outrageous motormouth.

Even if it were arbitrary, I think a personified celestial body would instantly recognise the humanity in celebrating something happening again and again. Like when someone keeps falling over and the people witnessing it go “wahey!” every time.

Edit: or when the DVD screensaver logo hits the corner, which granted doesn’t happen as often but they go mad for it.

I used to know someone who’d put his finger up like that when he had something to add.