This note is a parody of an actual note that was about drinking in a bar.

It’s funny you guys think these are actual fans and not bots bought through a marketing campaign

It’s not a simple request, the same request was denied to the most influential elf in existence, three times. When Gimli asked for it while being humble, she gave him three at the same time. There was also huge stigma and conflict between the races, and the fact that he even tried / dared to ask was huge, and her giving it to him means dwarves and elves can work out their differences after all

B8

He is peaceful but didn’t forget how to be violent and can be violent when need be. Makes perfect sense to me.

I have a stethoscope set aside, I grab my kitty, snuggle him till he’s purring like an engine and then listen to him purr even louder through the stethoscope

Ha, I make stethoscopes for a living. I can set one aside and listen to my balls any time I want.

And you don’t have an issue with the carriage, with three people on it, where the only balloon is on the horse?

Whoever made this was an artist and sucked at physics

Storypoints are such an artificial concept it doesn’t even make sense. Same thing with estimation though. Most numbers are “I pulled it out me arse” unless the task is a one line change. And even then, shit breaks and it becomes useless, so the one line change is estimated to be a day anyway

Not really an opinion when most companies run on self documenting code since time immemorial.

I have given well documented code to plenty of juniors, it comes with being a senior dev / techlead. And it was perfectly understood. Maybe you simply don’t write self documenting code.

Lmao. Sure buddy.

The only moment you write comments is when you are doing something extremely weird for a specific reason that will not be immediately obvious and you want to warn the person doing a refactor in the future. In any other case, writing self documenting code is the way. If you are unable to do that, then your code needs to be rewrtitten.

He is confirmed to be sufferring from treatment resistant depression, hence the ketamine. Or more accurately, esketamine nose injections. Expensive as shit, but a “wonderdrug” in treating it. At least when done by reputable doctors and not recreationally.

Edit: not that depression means sad, or that lack of it means happy of course.

Yes, sex was invented by your generation, nobody knew how to do it for millions of years

It’s obvious from the comic that it doesn’t talk about the way you mention doing it.

Try again. But by all means, be selfish and lie on the forms since you are arrogant enough to know better than the people who actually collect the blood, or the teams that carefully create these questionaires. It’s not like these are there for both your safety and the safety of the patient.

Yeah and then people will die because of it. Oopsie, right? If they ask you a question, answer it truthfully. If you have a question about it, ask them about it. If something isn’t a big deal, they won’t reject it. If it is, they will. Simple as.

They do this because it is important. It’s better to not donate, than to donate something that will kill someone.

It switches over in Canada too. I know because now it’s the frustrating two weeks when meetings with my colleagues don’t match up to the time they always are supposed to be.