He makes crypto sound way cooler than it is

Cookie autodelete has whitelists, optionally different per container.

Cookie autodelete works great together with Firefox containers. Then add I don’t care about cookies and the Internet becomes usable again.

Mullvad also has some blocking DNS servers, for just ads, malware, or also social media and adult content.

https://mullvad.net/en/help/dns-over-https-and-dns-over-tls

And Im fairly confident that they don’t track.

Microsoft Windows

Meet our new president, hes also controlled by Big Tech, but doesn’t need to play golf every week.

That you’re even suggesting this tells me that you don’t use tor regularly. Many clearnet sites dont want to be accessed through tor and will just block you. If you encounter any recaptchas thats basically a dead end. The time from opening the browser to having a fully loaded site is minutes.

If you don’t plan on doing serious crimes and your not an opposition leader in a totalitarian state, tor is not a good default browser.

Have you tried turning him off and on again?