Quack, motherfucker!

It’s a path to the gutter so you can slide down. Duh.

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A man of culture would know how to respond to this delightful invitation.

Figures the grinch would get a dog at a pet store instead of a shelter.

Bra size. C is medium D+ is large.

I thought water fountains were verboten after the covid.

Well, maybe the lactose intolerant would skip the last leche. One leche too far?

Pop the whole roll at once.

“Cock Soup” tastes like a bag of dicks.

At the Dr’s

That does sound a lot better than therapy. Why don’t we do that anymore? Cocaine and jerking off are still S tier relievers.

Looks serious.

You forgive people who make a mistake and apologize. You don’t forgive someone for being a shitty person. You get them out of your life and don’t waste any more of yourself on them.

How do they explain? Some variation on God spoke to me.

…Hammer Time! 🦀

Waiter, please bring me some mayonnaise.

Just kicking technical debt down the road.

You have moved into the decline phase. You have shot your shot, and you’re out of evolutionary competition.

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