Hey, you don’t know how many shrimp it takes.

I suspect he is right. These tariffs will torpedo the economy just as intended.

Some people are a singularity of awful. A black hole of depravity. A trinity of terrible. But, don’t worry…

If you are religious, explaining things in a way that doesn’t contradict theology is tricky. If not, just keep it real. Thing are past the point of sugarcoating them.

Note: Sorry bout that.

Byeee!

I wonder if he wants to show his penis to someone else. I mean 250k is 250k.

Evolution is real because that is what the evidence says. You can come up with gymnastics to explain away the evidence, but you are not changing the facts of what we observe. I can come up with many far fetched ideas, but without evidence they’re worthless.

Black magic, really. Best not to know.

Therapists are usually good at listening.

Just throw my body in the dumpster.

Oh yeah, well good luck doing shit without hands and feet!

She’s attractive, intelligent, charismatic, and funny. Shouldn’t be too much of a mystery.

No worries if you’re dead and buried.

Looks like he is bitting into his jugular. Jr must have really fucked up.

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Grams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life…a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.

Skeet Jesus!

Man, they’re really choking up on that chicken.

I don’t see a problem. WFH is about getting your work done, not appearances.

Vivaldi, so far so good.