They aren’t cops, they’re the slaves of the cops. Liberate them.

Oh wow. The edited one is a million times better.

Those little child-sized bodies… They’re making the right decision if they landed in the United States.

These are actually still good, and I don’t really know why.

I also always take a pull from my beans flask when I see stuff like this.

You’re not alone. We are going to get through this together.

Of course it’s good. Why are we discussing this?

What a fucking delight this is. More of this. More.

This is a sacred place. How dare they do this.

Someone get ahold of that guy who made the mod that removed the rainbow flags from spider man. That’ll solve things.

They’re artificially expensive. The US is a net EXPORTER of oil.

Is all just a bunch of fucking bullshit, everyone.

This is so stupid. You can’t just lift the cool way, you also have to really quickly do the motion. Without that, you’re just a fuckin’ nerd.

I hear Elon Musk is getting right on that. These conservatives are so efficient and successful! Good thing we keep finding new tax breaks for them.

Yeah, imagine that… It would be CRAZY if a megalomaniac had nukes. Good thing there isn’t a demented, desperate, deranged man at the helm of any countries with nukes.

I swear standard shoes all day every day, and I’ve never in my life had that issue… It sounds very medically unique.

There are a lot of other more comfortable shoes in the world…

Why agnostic? Like… If there’s no proof, why believe in the existence of a deity at all?

Same!

Yeah, fuck busses. Bats are way more eco friendly.

Why the fuck is Obama on X? I fucking hate this timeline and the stupid fucking people living in it.

What’s going on his mouth? Looks like a little alien guy is about to slide out.