And you didn’t invite me???

The irony of using Steve Harvey of all people to make your point…

No…based on the title, it sounds like a movie about two people falling in love.

Based on what I said, and it reminded you of the movie, I’m going to guess it’s a movie about two people turning into massive godzilla creatures and falling in love while they destroy the planet.

…did I get it right?

Because you’re already dead on the inside?

Maculley Maculley Culkin Culkin.

Now pronounce GIF. The RIGHT way…

I pirate software, but at least I don’t rape children.

Sounds like you want to call him YOUR daddy!

…I want to say that you’re wrong, but I don’t have enough experience with scissors on pizza to dispute it.

Soooooo, like Robinhood, if he gave homeless people handjobs

Avery sounts like a cunt.

That’s what I’m hearing.

Right…what he’s saying is that’s not a great measure of BILLIONAIRES if it only costs MILLIONS.

It’s underselling how big the gap really is.

you have to see it from his point

No, I don’t think I do…

I think I would actually be scared of what a brave little hitatchi wand does to musk to make him accept others.

Like…what is it doing to him that makes him reevaluate his whole world outlook???

hug

…I just wanted to hug me. But I can’t hug me, because I only have 1 body, and I’m currently occuping my own body.

So I hugged you, because you sound like me, and thats close enough.

Ok, now help me get out of MY body, and into the body of a 3,000 foot tall metalic robot godzilla creature that can spit flames!

What? I think that would be really cool. Just spitting flames in the air. Roaring like a badass! I’M A MOTHA FUCKIN T-REX!!!

You guys get increases?

I mean…“eat a rag” isn’t a great insult either.

I’d just like to have a bit of time that isn’t miserable and awful. Seems like since 2012 every day is a new episode of “Oh what fresh hell is this?”

And it just keeps getting worse. 2012 it was just “republicans are being assholes on twitter”.

Today it’s “The government is actively killing people, and sending them to camps for going against their agenda”.

Some would argue that shooting real cops wouldn’t make you an asshole either.

You still wouldn’t be legal for doing so. But I wouldn’t say someone is an asshole just because they killed a cop.

I know from experience, that cops enjoy being hate pegged by lesbians.

I mean, not my OWN experience, but lesbians have told me what they did.