Because you hit me.

Depends how hard I hit you.

You hit me, I hit you back.

How is that illogical?

Were you forced to have sex with people you didn’t know?

How would having a big penis help in this situation?

The real question is, why isn’t it shaped like a dove?

What about V for 5? There’s only 2 people I ever saw make a V with their hand. Spock, and Vader.

No, not Darth Vader. I mean the OTHER Vader.

THIS GUY

I’m unclear if you’re the reason Pika has an edit to their post, or if you just missed the fact that they said that. Although they said 2018, you said 2016.

Nobody is safe in a fascist government. Study history.

They probably won’t come for you (unless you’re very politically vocal)

Maybe advocate on behalf of some of those folks - your voice has more clout.

Pick one.

This fight won’t be won by the silent, but don’t try to claim he can use others as a buffer until their numbers thin out.

Me living this: “…wait, which drugs am I on right now? I don’t even know what would cause me to see this shit.”

Wait…is this just a series where a wild opossum explores different places in the universe and plays possum to avoid danger in places that should otherwise provide him with limitless oppertunity?

Yes please. To quote time traveling reporter Ryan George “PLEASE bring me back to the 90s! The future is dumb, and nothing makes sense, and I hate it!”

I’m 41 now, but when I was a kid in school I was the quiet loner kid. And I changed schools every year because of a stupid “diversity” program.

Anyways, this meant that on day 1, every year I’d get picked on. Not verbally. It was a rough school system. So every year at some point on day 1 I’d get a punch to the back of the head. And every time I’d respond by turning around and knocking the kid out. Then I’d grab my bag, and I’d walk away. For the rest of the year, I’d see them pick on other kids. Other kids wouldn’t fight back.

Of coarse these days you got a different situation in schools. All these kids have camera phones, and encourage fights so they can upload the videos to youtube. Then they all run in packs of 20-30 kids. And you never know who has a gun anymore.

When I decked a kid, I never thought it was about to be a 20 on 1 retaliation, or that I’d get shot. Never once ran through my mind. Now you can’t trust that to be true anymore. Those pussys at columbine started a trend. They couldn’t fight their bullys, so they went and got guns. And they didn’t even go to some ghetto school where it’s dangerous. They went to an upscale preppy school filled with the kind of “bullys” who tie their polo sweater around their waist because they might go golfing later. I came from schools where they were struggling at home for money to buy food, or crack, so they’d bully kids at school for it.

So now these columbine kids go in, do some fucked up shit, and now we got 30 years of not knowing if the kid you’re fighting will come back tomorrow with a gun. When I fought kids, if you went to the ground, that was it. You lost. It’s over. It’s kinda like boxing, where the ref stops the fight.

And if you lost, that’s it. You pick yourself up, and you move on. And if you won the fight, you stop. He’s fallen. It’s done. Don’t kick them when their down. This isn’t a beatdown. You won the fight, move on.

Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Now you got Rock, Paper, Scissors, Stapler, Banana, Atomic Bomb, Literature, Handcuffs, Police Brutality, Spock, Tweezers, Howling Dog.

And really, who would ever expect you to pick Tweezers? But it doesn’t lose to much, so it’s actually a great pick to twist your friends nipples. Unless they start EXPECTING you to twist their nipples, so they pick Atomic Bomb, and blow up all of civilization in a 30 mile radius.

I mean, it’s better then asking if she wants to be rammed, and then running her over with your dodge ram truck. Hey, she said she wanted a BBC, and you gave it to her…a Big Boy Car! And what color is it? Ehhhh, kind of a dark chocolate mix…

It did. I’ve been a GTA player since the first one kn PS1.

I’ve bought every GTA game.

I have zero interest in GTA6.

Why would you want to pay $70 for a pay to win game at all?

and they’ll start a war against some random people they blame for their own incompetence.

How is that any different than the bush administration?

I read your name as FelixCheese.