Adding my voice to the 2 crowd.

I think I lost a few brain cells reading it all the way through.

Nothing about that sounds particularly unsafe if you’re reasonably healthy, except maybe the restroom part if you really have to go and hold it in. I wonder if the unsafe nature from the sexual meaning of the phrase leaked over somewhat.

Ah okay, I interpreted that as the link having to be from the post’s instance. Nevermind then I guess.

Sure thing, these ones didn’t work:

https://lemmy.world/post/28644011
https://programming.dev/post/18300668
https://programming.dev/post/29141568
https://lemmy.zip/post/37110005
https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/25001000

Also found some that worked while testing some more:

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24792249
https://programming.dev/post/29139521

It doesn’t seem to be working for me; I’ve tried several posts on different instances and they all result in a 500 error from your API.

That’s a good point, though there’s a significant financial barrier to building renewable infrastructure that doesn’t go away just because land is available.

I agree with the first one, the second one is factually incorrect (agriculture is only 10% of human CO2 emissions even in the meat-hungry US), and I have no clue what Mass Effect is so I can’t comment on the last one.

I kiss it while I’m eating it, does that count?

If you’re not talking nicely to the plants, you’re not a vegan in spirit.

I think it’s a pretty good response. It communicates that you have a crush on them, while giving them a simple way to tell you whether it’s reciprocated, and implying that you care what they think.

Of course you could just be direct, but that can be hard, and this way is pretty funny too.

I name this the entangled superposition strategy. Your answer is in a superposition between yes and no, and is entangled with your potential crush’s answer. As soon as they observe your answer, the superposition collapses and both answers are seen to be the same.

It’s certainly better than using a random online service, but I still find the idea of being emotionally dependent on a computer algorithm deeply unsettling. I hope someday you can find a real girlfriend to talk to. :)

Minecraft itself is really easy to pirate; if you don’t mind it not being open source you could just do that.

Dang, everyone else here has 4 or 5 figures while I’m sitting at $101. And I know for a fact 40% of that was Kerbal Space Program.

Regardless of what religion you follow, you’re going to some hell for disregarding a different one.

import { fourier, relativity } from "../utils";

Might want to be careful importing Fourier; he might be classified as an illegal immigrant.

“Hmm”

Guys fusion power is just 5 years away guys we’re almost at breakeven bro just give us another billion venture capital dollars we just need some stronger magnets cmon we’re so close dude just a little bit more

Probably just what their hiring algorithm spat out, or a market average, or something.