I make money to be with cats.

My Mom did not give a fuck! We lived in a small town and could walk home if we weren’t with her when she left.

This smells of incel.

They have an earthy taste.

Green.

I make them in my instant pot.

Was eating a hotdog the other day and a very small piece of bone was in it. When I bit down it jammed the tiny bone fragment between my teeth. I spent the rest of my Costco shopping trip making really weird faces trying to dislodge it.

We would do this for breakfast pot lucks in call centers and NOCs.

Built my computer in 2019. It may be the last one I build.

AP pizza is pizza made with All Purpose flour. This type of pizza is usually square and also known as a grandma pizza.

Also I just made this up.

Probably happens more often than you think. What happens if you stop being a priest get married and a regular job? Well life moves on for you.

Sure they’re a peaceful people now. But let’s not forget their past.

Kansas City

Upvote for KC.

Bonus there is no sidewalk.

I always responded with “You fucked MY mom? What is wrong with you she is fucking disgusting.” That would take their power away and put the onus of embarrassment on them. Worked pretty well. It’s hard to joke about someone’s mom or anything for that matter if the person you are trying to make fun of takes it in stride and turns it around on you.

We still had to go to work and we still had to eat.

Them laughing their asses off, knowing they won’t have children.

We bought full size candy bars for our neighborhood and were so excited. We probably got 15 trick or treaters. Meanwhile the rich neighborhoods were packed apparently. This year sucked.

Oh it’s me. Hi, how’s it going?