I got sober almost 7 months ago, I don’t have any desire to throw that away, I hope you’re doing well :)

What’s the difference and is that better or worse? Lol

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone in the Ass

I mean yeah I got severance and benefits

I can’t tell the difference, they called it a corporate restructuring in the meeting and the document says they are “permanently eliminating” my position.

Realistically I think it’s because I filed an HR report against my manager because after months of being unfathomably difficult she started laughing at me in my 1 on 1 because she didn’t beleive that two other directors told me to do something she disagreed with.

You’d consider that being fired right?

Even better, using it to wipe the crud from your eyes because you just woke up

I’ve found the wrong Herbal Essences orgasm commercial

Idk what she’s complaining about, he even added a garnish of pepper on the mac for her.

This dude is a regular goddamn Bobby flay.

“You just don’t like Black culture, and look down on Black people for their dialects.”

Proving me right about the weakness I see.

It’s weak and confirmist.

Never before in the history of generational slang has there been a consensus to self censor and there’s not even a good reason for it.

It’s as if your generation decided to do it because you could escape online moderation on other platforms by willingly choosing to censor yourself before someone else has the chance to which is… inherently pathetic.

Oh we know…

Are you afraid to offend someone by typing the word ass?

Meme stolen

Violin too big

The only meat I like to eat pure is the flesh of my enemies.

I have no need to savor the taste of my superiority over a cow or turkey.

This is 100% it.

It’s the buildup to smiths moment of unleashed rage when he starts unloading the desert eagle at Morpheus as he runs to the helicopter and escapes.

Before this he was calm because he was in control.

Afterwards he loses that control along with his composure.

Do you stick him up the ass of your enemies?

Because yeah, that’s probably not great.

What about erotic old man yaoi body horror?

Clearly I’m talking about the Sims

You kinda undercut your point when you say that the most famous video game of all time was released aover a decade before it actually was. . .