You must be a geologist.

Ah OK :) Sounds like you have a nice and special easy going relation (friendship?) with your dad. Happy for you.

How is your dad texting you this? 🤨

https://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/

How is this high quality trolling? And not just one fourth grader (Eric Cartman) calling another fourth grader fat?

Beautifully put.

Totally agree, although I would say “… the vast majority of people who went from rags to riches were self-obsessed assholes at at least one part of their life”.