So is a long sleep.

Why would you have alarm on a day off?

Bilateral

Ew, fandom.

We’re also inside of the Asylum.

The bar is so low, doing the bare minimum is to be applauded!

The link says nothing of the sort. You probably misread it, or misunderstood it.

Gaslighting isn’t real. You made it up.

I thought she was talking about Polymarket posting this as a serious matter. Then I noticed who she is…

🙂

Eh, the parts people eat are not the mushroom itself. The mycelium underground doesn’t give a shit if you eat its reproductive organs. Hell, it probably likes it.

Just go pay a few high school students to make your flyer.

They’ll likely use AI.

I don’t usually like comics where the punchline is a face, but this one nail it.

They even know the colouration of a bunch of them, like this Sinosauropteryx:

Lens flares count as lighting.

You can’t die in Doom. Per the quote - you die after jumping on enemies. The lack of jump button and infinitely tall monsters were specifically implemented to prevent player death in Doom.

Not that wild.

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